Meet the staff

OWNER, DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS, OPTICIAN

Likes: fettuccine alfredo, bingeing TV shows, eating off real plates at Thanksgiving

MARKETING & COMMUNICATIONS MANAGER, PATIENT CARE LEAD

Likes: peace and quiet, a crisp white wine, a pop named Popovich, his dog Georgia

PATIENT CARE COORDINATOR

Likes: Seussical the Musical, being tall

PATIENT CARE COORDINATOR

Likes: His wife, Katharine, talking about things he does with his wife, Katharine, eating duck carnitas tacos with his wife, Katharine

LAB MANAGER

Likes: Hardcore music, being broody, board games, food in general

OPTICIAN

Likes: LOTR, Star Trek, asking if you’re into horror films when you’re not, Cheez-Its

Drag name: Charity Sharealike

OPTICIAN

Likes: working out at 2:25AM, being hotter than everyone in the greater Chicagoland Metropolitan area, dad jokes

SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER, OPTICIAN

Likes: Beyoncé and breakfast sandwiches

OPTICIAN, FUTURE OPTOMETRIST

Likes: Being a brand ambassador for Subaru, has fought a bear in hand-to-hand combat, the bear lost

OPTICIAN

Likes: daddies, SSENSE, traveling but not paying for it

ACCOUNTING

Likes: singing like the lovechild of Kristen Chenoweth & Idina Menzel, dressing in jumpsuits pretty exclusively

MEDICAL BILLING

Likes: softball, her cat, Roo, being the stage manager even when the situation doesn’t call for it

MEDICAL BILLING

Likes: being mysterious yet dangerously beautiful

“EMPLOYEE EMERITUS”

Likes: Judging you, but only because you deserved that, being the original German heiress, Anna Delvey could never